Friday Funnies – ‘Cause, I Had to Put ‘Something’ Together

Posted on May 5, 2017 by Blog Woman!!!

I didn’t get a ha-ha in for March or April? Wow, time flies in these box loads of crazy that’s passing for life lately. Kinda makes a girl feel like throwing in the towel on societal issues, humanity issues and all ‘Home & Garden’ issues really. I know I’m not the only one dealing with the feeling of falling behind or down and dammit, with nary a drop of liquor involved.

So the very least we could do (literally) is, sit back on someone else’s funny bone and catch a breather. (Don’t go there, Randall). Therefore, in deference to our victory over low bars; in indulging the least we can do, let’s look and learn from some commiseration of our uh, win.

Not even kidding. Every Jehovah’s Witness or girl scout offers to call the police every time they come to my door

Clearly, Frank is on top of the yard work. Suck it, Bob.

Need more glue on the yellow line…

That’s some top notch ‘screw it’, right there…

I’m not sure I’d even count the bracelet as one of the three… just sayin’

Some things are best left unsaid… (by me, I’d love to hear what you’d say!)

Yeah, maybe it’s time to turn it all over to the animals. We can always count on them to add the sweetness factor…

It might take a minute

And for a stand alone project:

That’s it for this week or until the whirlwinds of ‘are you kidding me’ politics, personal duties, and community expectations settle down – hahahaha… Just kidding, that never happens – and y’all know it. We’re in this sin wagon together…

Here’s to an easy weekend and if not, at least settle for yard work at Frank’s level.

Friday Funnies; ‘Cause We Took a Vote and the Electoral Meme College Carried It

Posted on February 17, 2017 by Blog Woman!!!

So, so many memes, so, so little time…

Hey look, we survived the overwhelming jolly, holly season, the January blues, the February blahs and election seasons that never seem to end even when they’re like, finished – officially and everything… So sometimes we get to kick back and revel in a little super lazy; it’s like normal lazy, but we’re wearing a cape. Just another super power to revel in. OK then, let’s go! What’s in the wind this week? Saddle up!

Yippee ky Aaaaaa… giddy up there, ranch dude.

Wheeeeeeee… when you really wanna keep the kids quiet. What? Too dark?

OK then, moving on…

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I love spunk! Don’t we all love spunk? Someone give him a little pat…

Fair number of us see similar when we turn on the bedside lamp.

Yeah, that’s some real Hulk skillz right there.

Yeah, I generally throw in a PSA about here. Be safe out there, kids.

Oh, WTH, we'll give you 2 PSAs this month...

Oh, WTH, nothing wrong with throwing in a helpful hint too.

Wild life game park safari

You should see them rev up during mating season…

…And the reason we’ve reached this level of lackadaisical journalistic effort…

Sigh…

That’s it for this week and in all honesty I’m not sure what’s in store next. I have no idea whether I’ll be back to railing at politics, detailing social issues, or releasing steam through haikus. So, like the tagline implies, come back for what you think you’re gonna get, stay for the surprise!

Have an awesome weekend!

Friday Funnies, ‘Cause Otherwise – Christmas Shopping

Posted on December 9, 2016 by Blog Woman!!!

I love December, the sense of expectation; the ending of another 365 days of history, for better or worse, and as always, the promise of a fresh start.

I love the visiting with people I rarely get to see because we’re all swimming madly to meet every -must do to keep living- lists, which mostly are about keeping groceries in stock. Yep, eating… that never gets old. Plus, you tend to rethink invitations when you remember that -company’s coming over- cleaning. Ugh. That got old for me by around 10:00am on January 1st.

I used to love shopping for those -just perfect for whomever- gifts. Somewhere around 2008, I lost the drive. Now, if I can’t find it and online, I employ my newest motto, “perfection is the enemy of good enough”.

Thus, I’m at that place in the month where I become the Al Bundy of the malls. I gladly stay home, sit on the couch in some grey polyester pants and stare mindlessly at a screen. Could even be only a window screen desperately in need of a serious vacuuming. Whatever. It keeps me safe from lineups and carts slamming into my Achilles tendons.

So, here we go, heading for the path of least resistance, Memeville Mall, which I happened to discover while staring at a screen….

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Anyone who even just looked at a dog once, knows this is gospel.

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Took me a minute. You?

Mwahahahahahaaaaa… Whose ready to be yarn?

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For my peeps. You know who you are.

…(or bumps your Achilles tendon with a cart)

I got nothin’. Well, maybe a dozen of these. Sigh.

It whispered back, at 10 kbph, time for tequila.

Emergency services, a single’s best friend. Am I right?

Just please make room for Jack this time…

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The quintessential Canadian Christmas scene.

And that, my friends, is all I’ve got for this week. Some of you are quite glad that’s over, and I understand. See you next week!

Friday Funnies, ‘Cause Who Can’t Use a Laugh?

Posted on October 28, 2016 by Blog Woman!!!

It’s Halloween, pretty much. Day to day aside, who can seriously take every minute seriously, especially at this time of the year? Isn’t there some kind of actual law that forbids it anyway?

OK then, I’m off the hook, freed as it were, to fun again if I want to.

Let’s kick off a little frivolity with my own favorite sidekick, that bat guy… They don’t call me Robyn for nothin’.

I personally think, Batman should have been more specific. The Robin is only trying to help.

I worked with this guy. Total wannabe.

Damn you, Match.com!

Yeaah… Robin knew to take an earlier elevator to arrive at the same time as the ‘fliers’. Just sayin’

Yeah, me and Batman. Bloody, like.

Then the rest of the world enjoys some fun in a different skin too, so to speak…

It’s a good sign when nature takes part in our rituals.

Anyone else ever hear of an octopus dressing up as a turkey?

Yeaaaaahhh… not so sure I want nature to go quite this far to participate in our rituals… This might be a good place to draw the line.

OK, not a costume; this is just what we all put on the day after Halloween – y’all know it’s true.

I hope everyone has a chance to have a hell of a laugh or two during the fun and games of October 31st.

Trick or treat!

Friday Funnies – ‘Cause I Was A Goat Herder

Posted on August 26, 2016 by Blog Woman!!!

OK, OK, I wasn’t really a goat herder. At least not in the literal sense. It was just a little fun I had with Linkedin. If you don’t know what Linkedin is, well, neither do a lot of the people who actually use it.

How do I know that? Well, because once in a while I like to test the efficacy of certain operating procedures in my world. This time I wondered about the effectiveness of my notifications on Linkedin, so I made a couple of changes to my profile. I changed my name to Shelley Miller and I ramped up my rather average marketing title to ‘Goat Herder’. I also changed my location to Montana for good measure and then I kept that profile up for two weeks.

Do you know what kind of response I got to all these changes in my life? Nothing. Nada. Not even a blip on any social media radar. Is it me? Do I have to really, really up my game to make it in business social media?

Why not? Apparently I can be anything I want on Linkedin anyway. I’m seriously considering – ‘Fire Hula Hooping Rocket Scientist’, tagline: “We light the fire under your landing pads”!

Maybe it’s better to leave plain marketing as is and return to Memey Vice. Let’s face it, this post has gone to the dogs anyway and maybe even a monkey too, but strangely, no goats…