OK, OK, I wasn’t really a goat herder. At least not in the literal sense. It was just a little fun I had with Linkedin. If you don’t know what Linkedin is, well, neither do a lot of the people who actually use it.
How do I know that? Well, because once in a while I like to test the efficacy of certain operating procedures in my world. This time I wondered about the effectiveness of my notifications on Linkedin, so I made a couple of changes to my profile. I changed my name to Shelley Miller and I ramped up my rather average marketing title to ‘Goat Herder’. I also changed my location to Montana for good measure and then I kept that profile up for two weeks.
Do you know what kind of response I got to all these changes in my life? Nothing. Nada. Not even a blip on any social media radar. Is it me? Do I have to really, really up my game to make it in business social media?
Why not? Apparently I can be anything I want on Linkedin anyway. I’m seriously considering – ‘Fire Hula Hooping Rocket Scientist’, tagline: “We light the fire under your landing pads”!
Maybe it’s better to leave plain marketing as is and return to Memey Vice. Let’s face it, this post has gone to the dogs anyway and maybe even a monkey too, but strangely, no goats…

Because Canada, and it’s how we summer, eh?
Have an awesome final August weekend. Cheers!
RL
Thanks for the Friday morning chuckles. I don’t think goat herder is in high demand…anywhere. I think they have dogs that do that. But Fire Hula Hooping Rocket Scientist? Now there’s something I can instill in my kids to become. And maybe LinkedIn will get their act together by then and know how to use algorithms to brings us all together one crazy career at a time. Happy Hump Friday! (yeah, because a camel reference is good any old day of the week).
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Ha! Thanks for the visit and the Happy Hump Friday! Yeah, I know it’s a different Friday, but still… 🙂
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Birdy…you just continue to amaze me,
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Theses made me smile! Happy weekend to you Robyn😉
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Thanks, Lynn and Happy Next Weekend to you! 🙂
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Way to go Shelly
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Thanks, dad. I know you’ll always have my back linked. 😉
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LOL. I often pad my list of accomplishments by including some things my son told his preschool teacher I did. He told them I was an Olympic bobsledder. Then he said I was a wrestler in the WWE. I’ve always thought that if I tell enough people it may come to be believed but it turns out my greatest accomplishment is as a Mom who tends to repeat herself. Did I mention I repeat myself? 😉
Happy Friday. Sending you much love!
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Hahaha…. I love that kid! I love you more for using a little of the padding. Yeah, and I love you for using a little of the padding. LOL. Much love back.
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What makes the last photo particularly funny is that he actually looks like someone I know 🙂
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Haha, well if you know that someone, we have got to grab him for some weekend water fun! Thanks for the visit, Joanne.
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Sure our way of seeing Linkedin have a lot in common… 😀
But no doubt so you are a kind of person worth being friend with… 🙂
Why not goats.? 🙂
Camels aren’t we told we have to swollow them and not loaded on the back seat… 😀
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Hahaha…. I’ll find some good goats for you next time, drake! Too funny! Yes, Linkedin doesn’t seem to be much of what it was supposed to be I think.
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Thanks to you, I have the Lonely Goatherd from Sound of Music stuck in my head. Yodalayhee to you too.
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Hahahaa… OMG. Um, sorry about that(?) Truly hoping that a week’s passing has eased that pain… Yodalay, yodalay, yodalay hee hoooooo……
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Hilarious! I love that you did this and that you reported your findings. I sometimes feel ancient because social media can still feel like this foreign idea that I’m forced to wrap my brain around.
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Diahann! Hello! Yeah, sometimes chaos inspires one to test all kinds of things. LOL. What a another year of going around the bend, but it’s all been good and exciting. I hope all is well with you and I’m looking forward to heading to your place to catch up!
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Bwaaahaaahaaaa! It’s not Friday anymore, but you still had me in stitches, soul sister! ❤ So tell, me, when you herd your goats, do you get to carry one of those curly sticks like shepherds uses? 😉 ❤ xoxo
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I can wield a good stick regardless of it’s level of curl! Trust me. LOL xo
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LOL!
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They say you can be anything you want. Why not a goat Herder!? Haha
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Ha ha is right, Kendra! Thanks for stopping by and sorry for the late reply. I don’t know how I missed your comment!
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