Friday Funnies, ‘Cause Otherwise – Christmas Shopping

I love December, the sense of expectation; the ending of another 365 days of history, for better or worse, and as always, the promise of a fresh start.

I love the visiting with people I rarely get to see because we’re all swimming madly to meet every -must do to keep living- lists, which mostly are about keeping groceries in stock. Yep, eating… that never gets old. Plus, you tend to rethink invitations when you remember that -company’s coming over- cleaning. Ugh. That got old for me by around 10:00am on January 1st.

I used to love shopping for those -just perfect for whomever- gifts. Somewhere around 2008, I lost the drive. Now, if I can’t find it and online, I employ my newest motto, “perfection is the enemy of good enough”.

Thus, I’m at that place in the month where I become the Al Bundy of the malls. I gladly stay home, sit on the couch in some grey polyester pants and stare mindlessly at a screen. Could even be only a window screen desperately in need of a serious vacuuming. Whatever. It keeps me safe from lineups and carts slamming into my Achilles tendons.

So, here we go, heading for the  path of least resistance, Memeville Mall, which I happened to discover while staring at a screen….

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Anyone who even just looked at a dog once, knows this is gospel.

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Took me a minute.  You?

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Mwahahahahahaaaaa… Whose ready to be yarn?

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For my peeps. You know who you are.

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…(or bumps your Achilles tendon with a cart)

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I got nothin’. Well, maybe a dozen of these. Sigh.

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It whispered back, at 10 kbph, time for tequila.

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Emergency services, a single’s best friend. Am I right?

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Just please make room for Jack this time…

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The quintessential Canadian Christmas scene.

And that, my friends, is all I’ve got for this week.  Some of you are quite glad that’s over, and I understand. See you next week!

RL

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18 Responses to Friday Funnies, ‘Cause Otherwise – Christmas Shopping

  1. ledrakenoir says:

    Yeah sorry for the canadian christmas tree… 😀

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Dan Antion says:

    I love the cartoons today 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Richard says:

    Thanks for the laugh. I sure needed it and I hope you don’t mind I stole one for my profile 😆

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Joanne Sisco says:

    Great selection … especially loved the ICEBERG!! bwahahahaha!!! 😀

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Sandra Hamilton says:

    Love it!

    Sandra:)

    Liked by 1 person

  6. The Hook says:

    If anything, Robyn, your work is too short!

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Ralph says:

    Love the beaver xmas tree ! 🙂 ❤

    Liked by 1 person

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