Friday Funnies – ‘Cause, Friday!

Started this funny stuff last month in sheer desperation to catch a breath from duty, dearth (of humanity) and a desire to break out of established molds. You know… what they used to call a mid-life crisis.

I had a good time with it last time, so I decided I’d add it as a monthly gig to my box of ‘shut-up and eat it’, (which incidentally also happens to be a monthly meal for my family too).

I think Forrest Gump’s mom referred to mixed expectations as a box of chocolates, but as my tagline implies, ya never know what you’re gonna get… plus, I want to apply this new word I’ve learned  – whatevs… It’s how you feel when life gives you a big fat break – finally! Could be time for another trip to the tropics soon, but in the meantime… ha. ha. ha…it’s my party, I can fun if I want to.

Croc love

Everyone loves to find a pair of killer shoes!

deer meat cheap

‘Cause the other type is a lot of doe…  …*slipping away quietly now*

 

boneless chicken

…And they’re thinkin’…. thinkin’….

drunk hunter

Or someone who didn’t realize the deal he could get on just the balls….

free would

But only for the Willing…

bar

…and asks, ‘Which way to 2th street“? …

common sense

…. and all these years I thought mom was referring to my wallet whenever I heard her say, “There goes cents-less again”…

CPR

Bahahahahahahaaaaahahaha… … Definitely, my kind of ape-shiz crazy….

Angry animal mine

I tried one of those Facebook test things. I shouldn’t have been surprised, but I was. None of my exes are though… heh, heh, rawr!

cute angry

Now that you’ve had this unrequested insight into my demented state of mind, I hope I haven’t scared you off from the other regular goings-on around here …

See you at the funny farm or maybe a hot, luscious island. If not, have a fab June or if that’s too tall an order, at least the best weekend you can manage. Cheers!

RL