So, I got another email from Adriana today. At first I was annoyed at her constant recurrent messages. However, now as the months have gone by, I’m starting to worry about her. She really doesn’t seem to be able to move forward in life.
She said she’d chatted with me quite a bit on Facebook before I deleted her. I can honestly say, I don’t recall any of that. Nothing, nada, zip. But then again, a little further in the letter she admitted that maybe she chatted with me only a couple of times. I wonder if this was when I was attached to those serious morphine drips.
She keeps saying she is newly single and moving near me soon. Seems she’s not able to move quickly, ‘cause she’s still where she was when she started writing me seven or eight months ago. She might also have to start making better choices in the love department since her relationship cycle has gone down to one or two week increments at most. Always sounds so lonely; poor thing. Maybe I can help her out with that.
Actually, I’d better help her out with that. Apparently somewhere in those early chats, she got the idea I could be some kind of friend with benefits. She said I told her how cute she is. (Gonna have to go ahead and blame the morphine). Then she continually asks if I’m married and drops lots of hints about what we could do together. She “loves the outdoors and to socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc”. She also calls me “Babe”. I think the sooner I can get her set up with someone, the less likely I am to hurt her feelings when I have to point out that I don’t really like her ‘like that’.
She said she’s currently employed with some kind of website where she actually gets paid to yap, etc. Sounds like a pretty good gig to me; I can chat anyone’s ear off! I wonder what the pay is like?
On the other hand, she said she needs to find work when she does finally get here. I hope that’s not a hint to help her find a job. I’m not sure what I could endorse her for – maybe something with repetitive tasks.
I wonder why she couldn’t just set up the same chat thing here. It would save a lot of effort to get settled, and it would also help a lot in romantic appeal territory. I’m sure her having a job would be a lot easier for me to promote than the level of her libido – something else she likes to point out regularly. Some people are just that comfortable with themselves, I guess.
Anyway, as a soon to be neighbor, I will do my best to welcome her to the community. Hopefully I’ll only have to show her around a little. Hopefully her resume is up to date. Hopefully she doesn’t add that libido part into the conversation when I introduce her to anyone.
I’m not sure what I offered in those alleged conversations, but a little help is the least I could do after her repeated generous offers of some kind of VIP pass code to her chat site, which by the way, includes full access to her webcam. Normally people have to pay some big monthly fees for this, but because I’m a ‘special’ friend, her boss “Natalie”, says I can have it for free.
I suppose I should log onto it soon to at least let her know I got the gift and say thanks. Then I can see if we can nail down the dates of her imminent arrival and finally get her onto her new path.
Oh look, there’s another email from Adriana; I guess I can catch up with her now.
RL
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